bancaoman
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I use to live in the New Territories in northern Hong Kong. One day I was stretched on the cool tile floor in front of the TV. The front door to my house was barely cracked open but I didn't worry about it because no one could see in.
Suddenly the front door swings open and there is a group of 4 Buddhist Monks with their bowls in hand expecting some kind of donation. They hadn't noticed that I was stark naked when one said, "Your wife told us to come here for a donation". I knew this to be a lie because I was single at that time.
Shocked at the lie and at the clumsy situation I just stood up and revealed myself in all my glory, walked to the door and told them my wife couldn't have told them to come for a donation because I was single.
The eyes of all 4 monks just about popped out of their heads. Their eyes and heads studied me at the lower part of my body and finally moved up when I spoke to them.
They seemed to be in a state of shock. Here was a white guy. They didn't expect a white guy. The white guy spoke Chinese to them. The Chinese-speaking white guy was naked. The naked, Chinese-speaking white guy caught them in a lie.
When their eyes finally reached my face they froze. Then, as if on cue, all 8 eyes went down to my male organ again. I just stood there and let them soak in the view.
It seemed like a long time but probably only took about 2 to 3 minutes till they just walked away without saying much more.
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